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KolzakMedic

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My Bio
A roleplay account of :iconseveruseprentine:

To the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"

Take a ketone carbonyl and then react with hydrazine.
It forms a hydrazone, of course, and water leaves the scene.
An NH from the NH2, hydroxide will attack.
Resonance occurs and then the carbon grabs H back.

Glory, Glory, It's Wolff-Kischner!
Glory, Glory, It's Wolff-Kischner!
Glory, Glory, It's Wolff-Kischner!
Reduce the carbonyl and then the side-chain now is plain.

Hydroxide base is still present, it steals the last H plus.
Now add a little heat, the N2 leaves without a fuss.
The carbon gets a hydrogen producing an alkane.
Now the carbon chain is plain.

Glory, Glory, It's Wolff-Kischner!
Glory, Glory, It's Wolff-Kischner!
Glory, Glory, It's Wolff-Kischner!
Reduce the carbonyl and then the side-chain now is plain.

Current Residence: BLU base labs

Tools of the Trade
Disinfectant. Lots of it.
Other Interests
Chaos, chemistry, virology
... to Noah, when I speak in Russian. :bulletblue: In English, as originally written: Noah, I hope your time in the jungle has been going well thus far, and that settling into a new routine has not been too trying for you. It's been very odd for me, only getting one teacup instead of two, and finding all of my books where I left them rather than all over the room. Would you like me to send some with the next letter? I'm sure I could manage it. I don't imagine that the jungle is equipped with a library. Write soon, Kolzak p.s. -- Interesting picture, yes? :bulletblue: In Russian: Ноа, Я над&#1
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The current body count is five, along with one RED prisoner. I haven't quite gotten the whole story out of Maedik yet, but apparently a rogue RED Sniper had a few beers and decided to pick off as many BLUs as he could. This included Noah. I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised; I warned him, when we got into this, that we were still in the middle of a war and something like this could happen. I just assumed it would happen to me. He at least has enough battle experience to keep himself safe, so you would think... but apparently not.
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Wednesdays

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... have gotten a whole lot better lately, in my opinion. My plan went perfectly. I must say I'm actually somewhat surprised -- when I first conceived of it as a final alternative, I had thought I would never have to actually resort to it and so perhaps didn't think it through as much as I should have. And it it still worked. What amazed me the most, however, was how Maedik reacted. I was expecting to be torn limb from limb, the first time -- but he gave me a kiss on the cheek. He's proud of me, he says. I suppose he should be. This is the first truly 'BLU' thing I've done. I wonder whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, considering th
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I want to see more of this character. Is there a series about him or are your currently building around him?
...bored, bored, bored, bored, bored- Christ, I can't hold this out much longer!

Kolzak, I have to speak to someone, anyone. The boredom is KILLING me!
Ah, wait, forgive me. You were never there. I'm afraid I've met a few female snipers, and had the same reaction to all of them, so I get a bit mixed up.
I'm just in need of talking to somebody with an IQ-count, that doesn't want to stick needles in me, to make me MORE monstrous than I am already.

*heavy sigh* Ugh, it's killing me.
Ah, there was never a guarantee that I wouldn't stick needles in you. The only reason I don't is because you're very unlikely to react like a normal human and so testing on you would be pointless and a waste of my resources.
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Why are you so bored, Miss? It must be a relief to be out of Viaduct, what with it being a sinkhole of inaction.